Aaaaaaaand, breathe

Oak City ComicConI’ve been wrestling with this update for a couple of days and finally decided to go ahead. It’s the kinda thing that can light the interwebs on fire, in the same way inadequately reheated, leftover curry from two weeks ago can scorch your digestive tract and ruin your ability to sit comfortably without the aid of a repurposed floatation device…. and a lot of icepacks.

I also figure that since only about three people actually read this (in no small part due to my hit and miss updates) and those three are usually polite and well reasoned…. well, two of the three — you know who you are and what you did — things will stay civilized here.

So, my point.

Can we all just take a step back and breathe?

Where does the rage and fury come from?

I know what you’re thinking, “Dale! Stop! Don’t go there. Stay away from the politics, man.”

But I’m not going there, I’m talking about my world and my people. The Geeks.

A couple of examples, though you three know these things, so I’m probably preaching to the choir.


Original Trilogy = awesome incarnate…. except the Ewoks (which I will argue in favor of if anyone wants to go).

Original Trilogy Remixes = What? You tweaked things here and there? How dare you!? I don’t care that you created these formative events in my youth, you have now created an abomination that has soiled, befouled and sullied no only the memory of the originals, but ruined entire childhoods. George Lucas should NEVER be allowed to touch a Star Wars thing again.

Prequel Trilogy announcements = NERDGASM! My youth returned to me.

Prequel Trilogy = an abomination that has soiled, befouled and sullied no only the memory of the originals, but ruined entire childhoods. George Lucas should NEVER be allowed to touch a Star Wars thing again.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens announcements = JJ Abrams? Really? The dude who did Star Trek? Lens Flares Man? He’ll ruin it!

Star Wars: The Force Awakens = JJ Abrams did it! My youth is returned to me. Y’know what they should do? They should get George Lucas back, have him direct one of the new movies. We should start a petition to make that happen.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

You can do the same with most of the big franchise, geekiverse movies and even the TV shows.

Yes, even the TV shows. The Walking Dead ended it’s sixth season this past weekend. Honestly, I don’t care for the show, not least of which because I think it adds to this “us and them” dynamic at play here (as I addressed over here). There was righteous fury that the season ended in a cliffhanger. I mean, really!? THAT is what drives you over the edge? A serialized TV show ends a season with a cliffhanger…. like pretty much EVERY OTHER serialized TV show does? This should be a bonus. These days, almost every new show that starts, ends early and then later seasons at a point where if the show doesn’t get picked up for a new season, you have a halfway satisfying conclusion. But this is a lock…. it’s coming back…. and when I was but a callow youth, that cliffhanger was what sustained me and my fellow geeks through the long drought of a rerun-ladened summer.  The endless possibilities and debates about what HAD happened, what that meant and what we thought WOULD happened when the show returned.  That was the hook, the engagement, what made viewers FANS.

But those days seem to be past. Today we want everything NOW!









And the reason for my hesitance in making this post is the completely inappropriate rage and disproportionate reaction of people who don’t agree.

Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice is a movie that seems to have created a ridiculous schism in the geekiverse. And it’s not about whether one side has a valid point, not even about conceding someone else had a differing opinion and COMPLETELY ignoring the subjective element to what YOU like as opposed to someone else. If you don’t agree with me, you are wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG!

I enjoyed Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, as I said here. It wasn’t perfect. I had some issues with it. But it made for an entertaining way to consume carbs in a darkened room and share an experience with other humans. But honestly, seeing the gloating posts on Facebook, mostly from the naysayers (though not entirely) about how the movie is bad and why…. and why they were right to say it sucked and…. yeah, ner-ner-neh-ner-ner…. no YOU bite ME! That all just sucks the joy out of the whole thing.

So maybe we could all just take a step back, breathe, and ENJOY the differences rather than use them to destroy something. Or worse, destroy someone who didn’t entirely agree.

Maybe I’m wrong.

I’m sure someone will tell me if I am.



I went to see the new movie Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. It’s created a LOT of heated content all around the interweb tubes.… some of that content, even coherent. There doesn’t seem to be anyone who doesn’t either hate it with a burning passion, or love it with an equal ardor.

If you’re on the fence about the movie and torn about whether to drop some cash on it, let me help.

If you’re in any way, shape or form, a fan of the Christopher Reeve version, and SPECIFICALLY Superman: The Movie, this might not be the one for you. If you are a passionate fan of the Adam West incarnation of Batman, this is definitely not the one for you.

If you liked Man of Steel (and I did), you’ll probably enjoy the movie. If you’re a fan of Frank Miller’s increasingly gritty incarnations of Batman, you’ll love it.

If you’re looking for a halfway decent pop-corn movie, where you can sit in the dark for a couple of hours, inhale way more carbohydrates than you should, and have no skin in the game at all, drop some cash…. but it is NOT a kiddie movie. That’s not to say it’s way too mature for kids, but there’s a lot in the thing that mirrors a great deal of our society that is less than attractive.

Additionally, ignore the trailers. For the most part the way the ads I’ve seen are cut, it’s VERY deceptive (though at least it’s not one of those movies where the trailers look excellent, but then leave you wondering why that bit in the trailer wasn’t in the actual movie). For example, in the last trailer I saw, it appears that there are multiple times where Batman uses a gun. Anyone who knows Batman knows that he’s very much against the Second Amendment, but in each instance within the trailer, it is not the way it appears when you see it in the movie.

Additionally, you might have seen a lot of complaints that the way the two central characters are portrayed is not in keeping with their comic book incarnations. To some degree this is true. However, I have something that you can keep in mind going in, which should ease that feeling and have the entire thing makes sense.


OK, here goes….

The Batman and Superman in this movie are NOT the same as the comic book versions.

I know, you’re thinking I’m being a smart ass, and usually I am, but this time, there’s more to it.

I’m of the opinion that Man of Steel is called that, because Clark Kent / Kal-El, is not actually Superman in that movie. He’s learning how to be the guy we all know. And it’s a hard journey. By the end of Man of Steel, he is A Superman. THE Superman, if you want. But he is still not SUPERMAN.

Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice starts 18 months after Man of Steel and our transplanted Krytonian is still NOT our All American hero. Additionally, a jaded Batman, who has spent 20 years doing his thing had his world turned upside down by the events of Man of Steel.

BOTH characters are feeling at a loss. Neither knows their place in the world. Literally. Additionally, there are external forces at play, driving the conflict between the two.

It’s not until we get towards the conclusion of the movie that THE Superman becomes OUR Superman…. and it’s at this same point that a careworn and emotionally defeated Batman remembers who he is and again rises to become the hero we know, once more.

And that’s not to say that either is innately bad-guy-esque to that point, but they are on a journey.

If you don’t want to see that journey, don’t want to accept a character that grows and evolves, don’t care how the characters became who you like in the comics or other movies, save your cash and wait for the next movie from the DC Cinematic Universe, because I think that will likely be more your speed.

The movie ISN’T perfect and it IS flabby. There are scenes that could be cut. But for my money, this is the best screen Batman I’ve seen, with the exception of the Batman: The Animated Series of the early 90’s; and for me, it’s interesting seeing THE Superman grow into the name, finally decide to own it and then do something with it.

The Con Is On…. AGAIN!

Oak City ComiconQuick update this time.

I’m gonna be at the Oak City Comic Con on April 16th.

If you’re in the area, or are going to be, swing by and say hello. I’ve been involved with this con, it’s sister, the NC Comic Con, and the amazingly supportive of people behind them who hale from Ultimate Comics, for a while now. They run a great show, lots of things to do with some super talented people always on hand. For more info, check out here at Oak City Comiccon!

Come see me and lots of other amazing people.

While You Were Out… so was I!

Wall of booksUm…. yeah…. so the more astute reader has probably noticed there’s a slight jump in dates between this post and the previous one. I know how it seems, but it’s not how it looks.

OK, it probably is a lot closer to how it looks than I’d like to admit, but I can explain.


It’s not like I’ve been neglecting you guys in favor of other readers.

I’ve been taking some time to NOT write.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “How is it a writer can not be writing? Surely the creative arrangement of words is all that separates you from the common or garden slack-jawed lollygagger, isn’t it?”

To which I’d reply, “Why can’t I be both?”

But I digress.

Here’s the thing, I’ve been doing a lot of stuff. Some of it work that you see, some of it work you don’t see, some of it work you might see and sadly, a lot of work you will never see.

I decided I’d take a step back, actively NOT write and do some family-centric things. Like build some bookshelves in the library of our new house…. because…. well, a library without shelves if really just a room full of boxes of books, right?

I’ve also been flexing in a different creative direction, working with the amazingly talented Howard Mackie on a comic called  The Monster Kid .

I’ve also been, what to the untrained eye, might appear to be committing random acts of lollygagging, but in actual fact, that WAS writing. Ask any writer and they’ll tell you that a great deal of the writing process happens behind the eyes, no scratching pens, no pecked keyboards, just sitting there and thinking; pondering ideas, imagining places and talking to pretend people in your head. Occasionally it also means sitting with those pretend people and letting them binge-watch Daredevil on Netflix. (Really, I don’t want to do it, but they make me, and the only way they see the show is through the looking-holes in the front of my head, so what am I supposed to do? I have to work with these pretend people, it’s on me to keep them happy and things moving smoothly.)

So, after building shelves, reintroducing myself to my kids, watching some little league baseball, drawing comic pages, possibly checking out Longmire on Netflix (it’s research, OK?), and thinking about stories and places and people and ideas, I’m back.

Doing the hand-parts of writing as well as the head parts.

So did ya miss me?

I’m going to take any silence as quiet ascent that I was missed, and it’s easier not to get emotional if you say nothing at all.